1996-35396-Resolution No. 96-126 Recorded 9/23/19964F-35396 0155=2=
BEFORE THE BOARD OF COUNTY COMMISSIONERS OF DESCHUTES COUNTY, OREGON
A Resolution Declaring Certain
Equipment Surplus and Directing * -
Disposition.
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WHEREAS, certain equipment described as a yellow-tan-brotan office
chair (YUK1), owned by Deschutes County and operated by Ralph
Delamarter, Deschutes County Librarian is no longer needed by Deschutes
County; and
WHEREAS, said ugly office chair is well-worn and molded for the
personal derriere Ralph Delamarter, Librarian; and
WHEREAS, said disgusting office chair squeaks and leans to one
side (possibly due to Ralph's flatulent nature); and
WHEREAS, Ralph Delamarter, Librarian, has decided to retire from
the Deschutes County Library and return to school (imagine, a librarian
who hasn't yet finished school!); and
WHEREAS, Ralph Delamarter, Student, will, by definition be poor
and on the look out for garage sale -type furniture; and
WHEREAS, no one in their right mind would choose to have a utilize
and operate such a YUK1, ugly, disgusting office chair molded to fit
Ralph's personal derriere; and
WHEREAS, the Board of County Commissioners finds it to be in the
public interest to transfer the equipment herein described, to Ralph
Delamarter, Student; now, therefore,
BE IT RESOLVED BY THE BOARD OF COUNTY COMMISSIONERS OF DESCHUTES
COUNTY, OREGON, as follows:
Section 1. That the equipment described as a yellow -tan -brown
office chair (YUK!), is hereby declared to be surplus property of the
County.
Section 2. That the said equipment declared surplus herein be
transferred to Ralph Delamarter, Student, with a heart -felt thank you
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for the many years of public service and best of luck in all future
endeavors.
DATED this A13 of September, 1996.
BOARD OF COUNTY COMMISSIONERS
OF DESCHUTES COUNTY, OREGON
ATTEST: BARRY
Rec r i ecretary ROB R
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POPE SCHLAPqEN, Chair
,FILAL$3HTER, Comm k sioner
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L. NIPPER, Conu#sfsioner